So living in Hawaii is soooo much fun, you should all be sooo jealous!


When ever I go home for a visit, and my family and such are like "oh you live in Hawaii, lucky you bla bla bla"-this is what I think of....

I cant open my windows or doors to let air in because I get lizards and geckos and cockroaches-and lets not forget the occasional centipede in my house.

Which leads to my house being a steady 93 degrees from 11am to 7pm.  Feels like the infernos of hell.

Which leads to me having this constant struggle with my hair.  If i leave it down it causes my neck to sweat, and I want to shave my head.  If I put it up it looks aweful and it gives me a headache which makes me so frustrated that I want to shaving my head. 

So that leads to me running our one ac unit in our house which is located in our bedroom and barely cools just that room, which will lead to a 300 or 400 dollare electric bill.(we havent got it yet but am expecting the worst)

Which leads me to getting my hair cut at an affordable place.  This is where it gets bad. 

I do not know why it is so hard to have hairstylists cut your hair the way you want it cut.  And I am not asking for anything complicated by the way.  I could tell from the first snip it was gonna be a miserable next couple hair months!  It is bad.  It is a hack job.  It looks like she cut it with a butcher knife.  And It is too short to put it up in a respectable pony tail.  Which means my neck can expect a hot few months coming up. 

Also because it is so hot that as soon as I get home my clothes are OFF!  Not all of them of course!  But i cannot wear a bra at home anymore, I will go crazy.  Like I said 93 degrees!

So Im thinking about getting a masectomy and shaving my head.  It is only practical.

Aren't you jealous!!??? 

Yeah I know I complain, but you would too.  The beaches are FANTASTIC.  But this isn't a vacation people, it is real life.  I have to cook, and clean, and study.  I can't just spend all of my time at the beach.  Life goes on! 

I am pretty sure no one reads this soooo, I don't feel bad complaining.  I will write more often though and maybe next time I wont be in such a rage.  I can be pleasant.  I promise!